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Pirate Insults

Pirate Insults – Mix and match

Ye’ll be glad o’ these later…

 
 

Swab the deck

ye lily-livered

scurvy dog

Dance with Jack Ketch

ye pox faced

swine

We’ll hang ye by the gibbet

ye grog-snarfing

privateer

I’ll plunder yer coffer

ye parrot loving

scoundrel

Enough with yer bilge

ye scurvy infested

blowfish

Ye’ll meet the rope’s end for that

ye yellow bellied

hog’s head

I’ll reduce yer ship to rubble

ye mutinous

salty swab

We’ll keelhaul ya

ye hook handed

parrot

Dead men tell no tales

ye one-eyed bow-legged

sorry sea dog

I’ll feed thee to the sharks

ye lice infested

kraken

Prepare for yer doom

ye slovenly

landlubber

We’ll rip n burn yer jolly roger

ye half perished

monkey

I’ll skewer yer gizzard

ye barnacle bottomed

freebooter

A black spot upon thee

ye hammock hogging

harbour hog

We’ll hoist ye over the yardarm

ye parrot strangling

milk maid

Walk the plank

ye treacherous

bilge swiller

I’ll devour yer parrot

ye skirt wearing

sluggard

Yer doom be at hand

ye flea ridden

ballast pig

We’ll send ye to Davy Jones’s locker

ye rotten timbered

shark bait

Surrender or die

ye mermaid marrying

rascal

Hands off me booty

ye cargo thieving

galley slave

I’ll give ye twenty lashings o’ the cat

ye worm riddled

rapscallion

Swim with the fishes

ye powder wetting

gut ache

I’ll cut out yer tongue and feed it to the sharks

ye stinking rose smelling

blaggard

We’ll dance the hornpipe over yer grave

ye weevil eating

scabby sea bass